“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is...
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
samspurpletoothbrush: i don’t know about you, but failure has never made me want to try harder to succeed. failure just makes me want to lie down and never do anything ever again
My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.– (via kiss-my-sassyness)
ostracizedpoodle: sometimes you just need to lay on the floor